Hi gaymers! Welcome to my crusted carrd! :D

You can call me machowski300 (pronounced "mah chow ski"), mac300, mac300lmao, mac, benji, maxie, roxie/roxxie, peni, or peni5372426!
either is fine :P

ʚɞ 22 yrs old ʚɞ
ʚɞ robotkin ʚɞ
ʚɞ she/her, bot/bots/botself ʚɞ
ʚɞ lesbian & demiromantic ʚɞ
(also probably demisexual but still idk my v card isn’t taken)
ʚɞ autistic & neurodivergent ʚɞ
ʚɞ TAKEN, RAAAAAAH ʚɞ
ʚɞ ENFJ-T ʚɞ
(note that I’m never chatty on discord dms and I mainly prefer to chat on main servers and I’m also bad at talking irl and I prefer to talk online mostly)

BEFORE TALKING TO ME...

whenever you're talking with me on discord or any platform I'm in, always use tone indicators! I am very bad at getting jokes and I take most things seriously... :(
if you're rude, mean, weird, or sexual to me, and if you flirt on me, I will block you. I also do not do RP or ERP unless if it's ironic.
please don't call me suggestive names unless if I gain your trust

HERE'S EVERYTHING ABOUT MEEEE

general
main interests: My Life as a Teenage Robot, NewJeans, Parappa The Rapper, Um Jammer Lammy, robots, 90s, 2000s, and 2010s nostalgia, 2000s music, 2000s cartoons, 2000s girls toys including Littlest Pet Shop and Bratz, 90s-2010s music, Britney Spears, Pinkpantheress, beabadoobee, 2000s based aesthetics and fashion including Y2K, Frutiger Aero, scene, emo, Mcbling, alt fashion, cutecore, and gyaru, Fruits magazine, lost media, video editing/filmmaking, 2000s tech, 2000s electronic toys including Meowchi and Mio Pup, 2000s video games, TADC, Petscop, Scott Pilgrim, GirlsGoGames, Strawberry Shortcake, traveling, thrifting, buying clothes, buying trinkets (most specifically buying obsolete electronics from the 90s-2010s, toys, vintage things, merch of my favorite interests/hyperfixations), collecting my favorite interests, memes
If you're in my carrd, you probably met me over a discord server I'm in, such as the Lost Media Wiki server, the Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl server, the MLAATR fanbase server, and some NewJeans fan servers, or that you stumbled upon this carrd by accident. To further explain who I am, I just like very nostalgic things, especially anything (except politics) from the late 90s-2010s. I may just only be into nostalgia cuz nostalgia's the thing I like to talk about the most, lol. I also like alt fashion and y2k aesthetics and 2000s (or even 90s and 2010s, idc) fashion and sometimes I also like emo, goth, scene lolita, and gyaru fashion, but it’s not severe compared to my interest with y2k fashion. also I do like talking too much about cartoons from the 2000s and I often daydream about making my own someday even if I’m bad at animating and even drawing in the first place. oh, also I draw and make shitty video edits and shitposts on iMovie, Capcut, Shotcut, and DaVinci Pro, which is all based off from my interest in filmmaking, and I also like collecting toys, including LPS, which is one of my main special interests. I also make music and I play violin and sing but I don’t wanna show my music here because I prefer talking about my special interests here instead. anyways I also watch a lot of youtube vids and I love watching old commercials. I don't play video games often since I don't have most games/the setup for me to play games and I don't have the need to at this moment. if I do play games however, I mostly play Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl, Parappa the Rapper, Um-Jammer Lammy, Fortnite, and Splatoon 3, not to mention flash games/computer games. I also like going out and buying clothes. I also speak fluent Japanese and I also collect plushies. I also like to talk about lost media related and I also wanna start collecting DVD and VHS recordings to find my own lost media. so yeah, swag.music
don’t get me started with my weird music tastes. I download every song that I really really like and see on my iTunes and I listen to my music on my Music app more than Spotify. and I have a severe addiction to downloading music from youtube to mp3 converters. but anyways, I love listening to indie pop and indie rock and I listen to Mitski and Beabadoobee and fuckingmf Phoebe Bridgers and Soccer Mommy and Japanese Breakfast and Pink Pantheress and Clairo and Steve Lacy and Joji and FKA Twigs and other musicians and artists I can’t mention because I’m lazy. also I love listening to pop music too and I once had a Spice Girls phase and a Britney Spears phase (especially the Baby One More Time era phase) and I also like Olivia Rodrigo and Doja Cat and Beyonce and Kali Uchis and Rihanna and Ariana Grande and sometimes Billie Eilish (hell I even had a Billie Eilish phase back in 2018) and some more I won’t mention still. also I like alternative music and bands like Gorillaz and Radiohead and Garbage. I also like breakcore, D&B (drums and bass), electronic music, emo music, The Living Tombstones, shoegaze, Japanese shoegaze, video game OSTs such as the Parappa the Rapper and Um-Jammer Lammy OSTs, K-pop (esp K-pop girl groups such as NewJeans, IVE, and LE SSERAFIM) and even J-pop from the 80s.
I have a playlist basically full of mainstream and sometimes obscure alt and pop songs from the 2000s (specifically late 90s-may 2004) and if you have song recommendations please let me know! besides check out my two other MLAATR themed playlists below ↓

television
lord have mercy on my soul. I love cartoons to death and sadly I never really watch most content other than my comfort shows, and if that concerns you then idk what will. I usually pirate them and also download/torrent them so yeah. anyways I love a lot of shows from Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Disney Channel, and other kids channels from the 2000s-2010s and currently I have a pretty unhealthy obsession with My Life as a Teenage Robot, which might change once I develop new interests. also I do watch some anime such as Serial Experiments Lain, Azumanga Daioh, Chainsaw Man, and the Parappa the Rapper anime, and idk if I might watch more anime because I don’t wanna be a weeb, but yeah I used to watch a lot of Japanese kids shows as a kid like Doraemon and Chibi Maruko Chan.
films
I am a sucker for 90s-2000s-2010s films, especially animated films (except Disney mostly, Disney can go suck balls). That doesn't mean I hate movies that aren't animated. Hell, one of my favorite films are the Diary of a Wimpy Kid trilogy films and other films like Kill Bill and Reservoir Dogs. Coraline and Monster House scared the everlasting hell out of my 7 year old ass and so was Spirited Away. But that also doesn't mean I hate films of today though. I like the Spiderverse franchise and the Barbie film too.
books
I never really read and shit but if I do I might read some very gay WLW novels like The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo or The Price of Salt or something. give me more suggestions of WLW books, especially WLW books that take place in the 2000s. this is for a project I'm making btw
idols
hiiiiii Jenny Wakeman is my hero and my very first gay crush lol (don’t mention why)
I also love my beloved Vega, Harmony Lammy, Katy Kat, Rammy, Parappa, Paula, Kobeni, Mamimi, Frankie, Nocturna, Sweetypuss, and the mascots of GirlsGoGames cuz they just mean so much to me ughdhbsfjbwehfbwebf
also Britney Spears, Olivia Rodrigo, Mitski, NewJeans, and the Spice Girls got through my years as a degenerate wimp ass, thanks for the memories babes
other things
oh btw I don't actually watch TV. my dad steals the TV every single day so I either watch content on my laptop or phone. I don't really have a need to watch it on TV anyway. I always pirate my content or buy and watch DVDs and VHS tapes cuz I like collecting physical media too. when I'm on the web, I'm either watching Youtube or Tiktok or I could be talking to my friends and mutuals on Discord. I usually watch memes or vines on Youtube or other Youtubers I like or subscribe too (I will not mention cuz this is too personal for me). I also like watching commercials I consider very nostalgic and watching other content I consider nostalgic on Youtube or other platforms. I rarely get interested in new things sometimes like watching shows that came out this year (although this isn't the same compared to watching movies), and if I do, I lose interest in about a month or two. additionally, I don't like eating most sweets such as ice cream, whipped cream, and cake, although I like brownies, donuts, candy bars, fruity sweets such as lollipops or gummys, or some other sweets. I also don't like scallops, asparagus, brussel sprouts, coffee, ikura, fishcake, crab cakes, surumi, most sausages including pork hotdogs, and uni, although I am a huge lover of sushi and nachos.

KINLIST!!!!!!

  • Jenny Wakeman (MLAATR)

  • Vega (MLAATR)

  • Harmony (Splatoon 3)

  • Lammy (Parappa The Rapper, Um-Jammer Lammy)

  • Katy Kat (Parappa The Rapper, Um-Jammer Lammy)

  • Rammy (Parappa The Rapper, Um-Jammer Lammy)

  • Paula (Parappa The Rapper, Um-Jammer Lammy)

  • Parappa (Parappa The Rapper, Um-Jammer Lammy)

  • Kobeni (CSM)

  • Power (CSM)

  • Mamimi (FLCL)

  • Haruko (FLCL)

  • Kaori (Azumanga Daioh)

  • Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)

  • Ami and Yumi (Hi-Hi Puffy AmiYumi)

  • Starfire (Teen Titans)

  • Raven (Teen Titans)

  • Jinx (Teen Titans)

  • Nikki Wong (6teen)

  • Bea (Fish Hooks) [why]

  • Reggie (Rocket Power)

  • Enid (OKKO)

  • Red Action (OKKO)

  • Spinel (SU)

  • Lapis Lazuli (SU)

  • Peridot (SU)

  • Kim Pine (Scott Pilgrim)

  • Roxie Richter (Scott Pilgrim)

  • Coco (Animal Crossing)

  • Flora (Animal Crossing)

  • Ankha (Animal Crossing)

  • Cadence (Club Penguin)

  • Dot (Club Penguin)

  • Iono (Pokemon Scarlet and Violet) [I’m not too into Pokemon tho]

  • Marnie (Pokemon Sword and Shield)

  • Neco Arc

  • Gaz (Invader Zim)

  • Gir (Invader Zim)

  • Tak (Invader Zim)

  • Corna (Soul Eater)

  • Maka (Soul Eater)

  • Frankie Foster (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)

  • Nocturna (Spongebob Squarepants)

  • Sairgee (that Spongebob emo OC)

  • Velma (Scooby Doo)

  • Meg (Family Guy)

  • Brass (Medabots)

  • Maggie (The Buzz on Maggie)

  • Agent Xero/Lacey Shadows (The Modifyers)

  • Mako (Kill La Kill)

  • Pucca

  • Sweetypuss

  • the mascots from GirlsGoGames

  • 2003 Strawberry Shortcake

  • Gleb (Smiling Friends)

  • Robot Jones (Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?)

  • Numbuh 3 (KND)

  • Lysithea (Fire Emblem)

  • Luluco (Space Patrol Luluco)

  • Toro Inoue

  • Musa (Winx Club)

  • Techna (Winx Club)

  • Peni Parker (the Spiderman franchise)

  • NewJeans including my bias Hyein (I am aware they're real people and not characters but I love them so much)

  • Pomni (TADC)

  • Ragatha (TADC)

  • Zooble (TADC)

  • Raggedy Ann

  • Babette (from that Raggedy Ann movie)

DNI if you’re one or more of the following:

  • racist, sexist, transphobic/TERF, homophobic, lesbophobic, ableist, anti-semitic

  • maps/pedos

  • zoophiles

  • lolicons (yall still pedos, fuck yall)

  • proshitters

  • techbros/if you use NFTS and AI

  • conservative/right-wing

  • toxic mfs

  • pokephiles (more accurately zoophiles)

  • if you draw weird art, nsfw, or any kind of art that makes me uncomfortable

  • mainly nsfw/if you draw porn or fetish art of my kin characters/comfort characters

  • DSMP/MCYT [no exceptions, I had ex-friends who were huge DSMP fans and it was pure hell]

  • genshin fans (except touhmi, dim, and mon)

  • homestuck [not mostly]

  • countryhumans

  • bts fans [naw more specifically boy band kpop fans cuz I prefer girl group kpop] (this is over my ex who is a bts stan and hates veggietales)

  • butch hartman stans

  • bronies

  • autism speaks supporters

  • have a crippling porn addiction

  • if you like dark humor (this is also from trauma of my ex-friend who used it wayyy too much)

  • if you're a vivziepop supporter, a helluva boss fan, and/or a hazbin hotel fan

  • if you simp for Sheldon and the fucking rock monsters from MLAATR (I hate the two with a fiery burning passion)

  • if you dislike WLW ships for any homophobic reason

  • If you're straight and sexualize/make straight porn of characters who are canonly lesbians/WLW

Trigger/gross/discomfort list

triggers: (bold = pls spoiler or be warned)

  • loud noises & sudden noises (such as dogs barking, loud concerts, or loud theaters; this is why I often wear earplugs at loud events)

  • arguing, fighting, yelling (even if I yell and argue to my mom sometimes)

  • gore

  • war/conflict

  • violence/death (most specifically irl violence/death, death/violence in movies doesn't trigger me much)

  • suicide

  • dead animals/animal gore (especially unexpected dead animals, mostly triggering when it's irl)

  • rape/sa/csa (even if I make personal stories about it)

  • sh

  • people threatening to do sh, suicide, and other related things

  • guilt-tripping

  • the MCYT community, most specifically the DSMP community

  • ABDL

  • specific, niche, infamous, and internet based fetishes such as bondage, vore, diaper fetishes, baby fetishes, mpreg, inflation, and others (this also goes to any person who keeps posting any media similar to what they're into)

  • comfort characters/characters I like or kin drawn in fetish and NSFW art

  • feet fetishes

  • penises (only images of real penises, making jokes about it or mentioning it is alright)

discomforts/things I consider to be gross or scary:

  • political mentions (even if I'm naive at politics and don't give a shit about it)

  • concerning or weird shit done from fandoms I dislike or fandoms that I'm in

  • spiders/cockroaches/flies/mosquitoes/bees/wasps

  • bug noises, especially noises of flies, bees, wasps, and some other bugs I consider gross

  • internet trauma (even if I joke about it)

  • the Internet Lurker logo (yes I am not joking, it scared the hell outta me when I was a kid and it still spooks me today)

  • the cursed Kleenex commercial (again, the same with the Internet Lurker logo)

  • jumpscares and other scary videos I've seen as a kid (including thumbnails depicting evil clowns or monsters, comfort characters being killed/being evil, or scary commercials)

  • war of the worlds (this is over an ex friend)

  • feet

  • sonic fans (again, this is over another ex friend)

  • furries

  • bronies (pegasisters are fine)

  • internet based porn jokes (ie. the MLAATR adult parody)

  • people who draw OCs based off the rock monsters from MLAATR

a big shoutout to my partner lammy and my discord friends and mutuals damien (rest in peace october 14, 2002-december 24, 2023), feetlover69, nyaw, stephen, light, spooks, dim, mon, riolu, biacsatloa, vent, kat, madmoose/monica, londonbot, spino dino, topeng, norathefangirl, doodler, touhmi/jenna, synth_daze, koolie, elysium, cardboard egg, supercat119, bokeh/chilli (rest in peace april 5, 2007-july 27, 2023), wendy/ellie, ani, auburn spice, sasha, caitlin, and kam for making my day better :>>>>
(yes I don't talk to my irl friends often, go figure)